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TANJ CoffeeShop: Where Caffeine Meets Cybersecurity!

Ever had your morning hijacked by sluggishness? Defend yourself with our high-octane brews! From Ransomware Mocha to Zero-Day BUZZ Decaf, our cybersecurity-inspired coffees pack a punch strong enough to break through any firewall—or at least your groggy brain.

No phishing scams here—just legit, hacker-approved blends to keep your energy encrypted and fully patched all day long. One sip, and you'll be running on caffeine like a well-optimized botnet!

Don’t get denied-of-service by bad coffee. Upgrade your defenses today. 🔒☕